Remember Paris Hilton? Sure you do.
Heck, even if you’re not old enough to remember when Paris was a tabloid mainstay, you should at least know that she’s been back in the news recently for doing nothing and getting naked a lot. (Which, not coincidentally, is how she got famous in the first place.)
Last week, there were Paris Hilton boob job rumors which made us all nostalgic for a simpler time, when sex tapes were shot in crappy green nightvision.
Prior to that, Paris posted a hot selfie, and it was pretty much adorable that she was trying to compete with her selfie-obsessed former bestie, Kim Kardashian.
Paris is clearly enjoying being a semi-big deal again, and she’s trying to keep the momentum going for as long as possible. And how does one remain Internet famous despite a complete lack of talent or intelligence? Boobs, of course!
Okay, so she’s flashing some kinda-boob, if that’s a thing. It’s like the side part of the underboob.
Basically, if her boobs were a pie chart, the part that’s showing would be the percentage of people who don’t like looking at boobs on the Internet.
But hey we’ll take what we can get. Sure, we saw the whole shebang in the Paris Hilton sex tape, but that was a long time and the woman is a master of oddly-colored ta-tas. Blue is the new green.
33 Photos of Paris Hilton From When She Used To Be Famous
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